Pissed Away the Day

We went off to the store
And stole some random shit
Then we threw it all away
And talked about Kelly’s tits

And we laughed so hard
That we couldn’t even breathe
And pissed away the day
Pissed away the day
Come on!
Let’s hear it for another day down the drain

Then we went to the park
And smoked some garbage weed
Then drew dicks on dirty cars
That we passed by on the street

And we laughed so hard
That we couldn’t even breathe
And pissed away the day
Pissed away the day
Come on!
Let’s hear it for another day down the drain

Because sometimes you’ve gotta give the bird to all the things that are needing to be done
And get a little crazy and do what it takes to get off and have a rip of fun

We did a bunch of whippets
And made some prank phone calls
Then we blasted “Baby Shark”
Till your neighbors beat on the walls

And we laughed so hard
That we couldn’t even breathe
And pissed away the day
Pissed away the day
Come on!
Let’s hear it for another day down the drain

And when you finally passed out
I drew all over your face
And I laughed my ass off
On the drive back to my place

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